Broment

bro.ment |ˈbrōmənt|

noun

  1. A shared experience between two or more bros: Watching the Yankees seal the pennant from the upper deck was a broment Todd and Ted would never forget.
  2. A short measure of time: I’ll barbeque those T-bones in a broment, just have a couple more cords of wood to chop.

DERIVATIVES

  • bromentum (noun): With support from the fraternity, Doug’s bid for social convener of the student council was gaining significant bromentum.
  • bromentous (adjective) 1919 was a year of bromentous change in the field of competitive eating.
  • bromentary (adjective): In a bromentary lapse of ceremony, Wayne forgot to Tebow when class was cancelled due to inclement weather.
  • bromentarily (adverb)

PHRASES

Bro down

bro down |brō doun|

verb (past broed down, Middle English bro down’d)

  1. To engage in revelry with one’s Bros:  Dude, we should totally bro down on some nachos after this awesome kegger!

noun (bro-down)

  1. A memorable event: Were you at Bruce’s pool party last weekend?  That was an epic bro-down.  Epic.
  2. A competition; see feats of strength, beating of chests: With the “over the top” subterfuge, Stallone emerged victorious in the great arm-wrestling bro-down of 1987.

DERIVATIVES

  • bro-downer (noun)Look officer, I wasn’t beating up that homeless guy, we were merely debating economic public policy.  Don’t be such a bro-downer.